Schorschbräu Bests Penguin: A New World’s Strongest Beer!

And the hits just keep on comin’!

Some time ago I reported that Germany’s Shorschbräu was about to release Shorschbock 40%, knocking Brewdog’s Tactical Nuclear Penguin off the throne as worlds strongest beer. Well that day has apparently arrived. A new highest alcohol beer has been born. A post on the Schorschbräu website dated December 2009  translates:

A historic month with a further, barely imaginable beer record!
We at Schorschbräu don’t accept upward boundaries. Therefore we
have now set a new beer record with an astonishing 40% ABV.

This announcement is reinforced by the boast at the top of the page, “Our current record: 40%. And no end in sight.”

As proof that they have achieved new heights of booziness, Schorschbräu has provided a link to laboratory results from BLB GmbH Brau-Labor und Beratung dated November 9, 2009 showing an alcohol by volume percentage of 39.44.

Congratulations to Schorschbräu! Although I am starting to find this quest for the world’s strongest beer only slightly less silly than the AB-InBev/Miller competition for the lowest calorie beer.

High Hopes and Disapointments

While going through my basement in search of the perfect beer to drink on New Years Eve, I stumbled on a forgotten bottle of Gale’s Millennium Brew. I purchased this bottle from a local bottle shop about a year ago.

Gale’s Millennium Brew is a 10% ABV English Old Ale released in 1999 by George Gale & Co. to celebrate the coming of the new millennium. The website for importer B. United International gives this promising description:

Mashed by the Duke of York on a visit to the Horndean Brewery in 1997, [Millennium Brew] is a vintage ale which will be released starting October 1st, 1999 to celebrate the coming of the new millennium. It has a rich, amber color and a sweet malt and raisin aroma. It is strong with a complex blend of fruitiness, gentle bitterness and a hint of Muscatel grapes.
Millennium Brew is made from the finest Maris Otter Pale Ale malt, Black Malt, and a significant amount of Crystal Malt. Hops used are Goldings, Fuggles and the citrusy, fruity Challenger.
Gales’ Millennium Brew has been conditioned for 24 months with some rousing. Gales Millennium Brew has a lower present gravity than its famous “sister” Prize Old Ale. It is therefore less obviously sweet. This allows the hop flavors and fruity estery flavors to predominate.

This beer had spent the last year carefully cellared in my basement. Before that it had spent eleven years in the tender care of someone else, waiting for the perfect moment to be consumed. The turning of the first decade of the millennium seemed to be that moment. Great anticipation accompanied my bringing the bottle to the table after a satisfying dinner. The admiration of the soon-to-be-tasted nectar was intensified by the realization that the 9-ounce bottle was corked instead of capped. What class! A hush descended as I drew the cork and poured the rich amber deliciousness into our snifters. There was no head, but that’s to be expected from a well-aged English strong ale. Carefully cupping the glasses to warm the brew we sniffed; sweet, port-like, raisins and dark fruits with hints of sherry…and something else not yet quite defined. Finally the taste, a taste that’s been a decade in the making. But not the taste that we were looking for. Rather than the warming, full-bodied, port wine and plum sherry notes of a finely crafted barleywine, our tongues were treated to a sickly sour, thin and threadbare remnant of a beer. Methinks the Duke of York had sanitation issues.

You take your chances buying aged beer. You never really can be sure what waits inside.

Ring in the New Year with Beer

“Here’s to the bright New Year
And a fond farewell to the old;
Here’s to the things that are yet to come
And to the memories that we hold.”

New Year’s Eve is a night for toasts. It’s a night to share with friends and raise a glass of something special to commemorate the old and usher in the new. Traditionally, this glass would be filled with champagne. There is nothing wrong with that. Sparkling, spritzy, crisp, and fruity, champagne is certainly an appropriately festive beverage. But there are several celebratory beers that share those festive attributes with champagne, making them the perfect partner to your New Year’s toast. So why not ring in the New Year with beer?

When talking toasts, two beers come immediately to mind, Deus Brut des Flanders and Eisenbahn Lust. Both of these sparkling beers are brewed and bottled using the méthode Champanoise. After initial fermentation is complete, the beers are re-fermented in the bottle through the addition of yeast and sugar. During this secondary fermentation the bottles are gradually tilted until they are in the upside-down position, a process known as riddling or remuage. This allows the yeast sediment to settle into the neck of the bottle. The next step of the process, dégorgement, involves freezing the bottle neck and then removing the frozen yeast plug. Finally the bottles are topped off with finished beer and corked. This complex and costly process results in beers that are champagne-like in presentation, but all beer in flavor with a crisp, dry finish. Eisenbahn Lust is from Brazilian brewery Cervejaria Sudbrack. Deus Brut des Flanders is from the Belgian Brouwerij Bosteels. Serve these beers a bit colder than you would other craft beers. They are best appreciated from a champagne flute at 36° to 39° F.

Orval, a Trappist beer from the monks at the Abbey Notre-Dame d’Orval in Belgium is another beer that has the festive fizz and dry finish that makes for a great toasting beer. Truly one of the world’s great beers, Orval pours a light orange with a thick, mousse-like white head. Its flavor is a complex blend of fruit, peppery spice, and assertive bitterness. A shot of wild yeast at bottling gives this beer a light leathery barnyard character that really sets it off. Check the date on the bottle. This beer continues to develop with age and older bottles will have more of the funky notes than younger. It’s a matter of taste which one you prefer. I would opt for an older bottle if you can find one.

Beers from the Lambic family of Belgian sour ales can also make delightfully sparkling toasting beers. Lambics are wheat-based, spontaneously fermented brews that feature fruity, cider-like flavors with layers of barnyard funkiness and bright, tart acidity. Fruited versions, usually raspberry or cherry, add additional depth. For great toasting lambics look for Boon Mariage Parfait Gueuze, a deliciously sour blended lambic from Brouwerij Boon. Two lambics worth seeking out from Brasserie Cantillon are Iris, a spritzy, light-amber version made with 100% pale-ale malt and a blend of fresh and aged hops and St. Lamvinus that blends two and three year old lambics with merlot and cabernet-franc grapes. If the funkiness of a traditional lambic is too much for you, the sweetened fruit lambics from Lindemans would make terrific and colorful beers for bringing in the New Year.

My final recommendation for solemnizing the moment of the year’s change is Saison. One characteristic of this Belgian farmhouse style ale is effervescent carbonation and a huge fluffy, white head. It will look great in a champagne flute. My favorite saison is Fantôm Black Label from Brasserie Fantôm. This is a wonderfully complex, fruity beer with a bone-dry finish. Touches of wild yeast funk give it a bit of a festive edge. Another great one that just recently came available is Boulevard Brewing’s Tank 7 Saison. Fuller bodied and more fruity than Fantôm, this is a fantastic beer for raising in a toast.

Happy New Year!

The Reliability of Reviews

I write beer reviews. I am not alone in this. The web brimming with beer bloggers writing beer reviews. Some video blogs even invite you to watch the blogger as he/she reviews a beer. The core mission of at least two websites, Ratebeer and Beer Advocate, is to provide space for beer fans of every experience level to write beer reviews. New magazines devoted to beer, on-line and print, are springing up at a rate of a couple every year. These magazines all include beer reviews. Beer reviews are everywhere and anyone and everyone can find a space to state their view. And it’s not just beer. There are at least as many outlets for wine reviews, as well as cheese, restaurant fare, spirits, and just about any other comestible one can imagine. Hundreds of thousands of words are written daily, but how much can you really rely on any of it?

As a disclaimer, let me state that I seldom read other reviewers. For one thing I am so busy generating my own piles of opinions that I have precious little time to peruse the prose of others. I never visit the above mentioned beer rating sites as those visits often become needle-in-the-haystack experiences searching for reviewers with enough beer knowledge to actually know what it is they’re tasting. I’ve read too many reviews in which a beer is slammed for the very qualities that a beer of its style should possess.

And this leads me to my first question about the reliability of reviews. How do you judge the competence of the reviewer? What knowledge does the reviewer have of beer styles? Can they identify common off-flavors in beer? Do they have a sufficient understanding of brewing process and ingredients to accurately assess what they taste, smell, or feel? This is not to say that people shouldn’t say what they think. Indeed, a central focus of my beer tasting events is helping people identify and articulate what they like or don’t like in a particular beer. But if someone is publishing a review, I for one want to know that they know what they are talking about.

One way to judge this is to look for Cicerone™ or BJCP certification. While not a guarantee, accreditation by one of these independent organizations means that the reviewer has demonstrated at least some level of competence through rigorous testing. You could also look for experience working in the beer industry. Is the person the beer buyer at a quality bottle shop, a rep for a beer distributor, or even a brewer? These things are all indicators of competence. But again, they are not guarantees. I have listened to many a distributor rep who clearly knew little about the beers they were pouring. And I know plenty of people with no industry experience who are very qualified to write reviews.

The intention of the reviewer can also call their reliability into question. I know of reviewers on the beer rating sites who systematically praise the product of one brewery while trashing others. Their stated opinions have less to do with the quality of the beers than their own personal agenda. And of course distributor reps want to encourage you to buy their brands, which can make their views something less than objective.

Another reason for my skepticism about the reliability of reviews is that beer tasting, indeed tasting in general, is highly subjective. It is influenced by the physiology of the taster and the context in which the beer is tasted. The human tongue has receptors for five flavors; salty, sweet, bitter, sour, and umami. Every individual tongue is different, with more or fewer receptors for any particular flavor. This creates real, physiological, unalterable differences in an individual’s ability to perceive certain flavors. For instance, I know from testing that I have a very high threshold for the chemical diacetyl. Diacetyl is the source of buttery or butterscotch flavors in beer, seen as a flaw in most styles. For some people, minute traces of diacetyl cause intense negative reactions. But I can’t detect it except in concentrations that one would be unlikely to find in any but the most serious cases of bacterial infection. It is not a failure or lack of experience on my part. It is an actual physiological inability to detect this one particular flavor. We all have such blind spots or special sensitivities. If our ability to perceive flavors differs how can we trust reviews?

The reviewer’s mood further complicates this subjectivity. Was the reviewer in a bad mood when tasting a particular beer? Their impression of that beer is likely to be less favorable than it would be if they were in a celebratory mood. Or perhaps the reviewer was yearning for a hoppy double IPA but drank a malty-sweet Scotch ale instead. I recently ordered a LaTrappe Isid’or in a bar. I gave this beer a glowing review in this blog and still think it an outstanding beer. That night though, it wasn’t the beer I was in the mood for. My review would have read very differently had I written it based on that experience. Unless explicitly stated, you can never know the mood of the writer when the tasting was conducted and the review composed.

The context of the tasting also matters. Was the reviewer with other drinkers whose views may have colored his or her perception? Did the tasting occur in a neutral setting or was the reviewer in a dark, smoky bar surrounded by the smells of stale cigarettes, grilling meat, and fryer grease? That would certainly influence the sensory experience of a beer. For the past couple of years I have judged beers at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. The beers are judged in an open sided tent next to a food court. It’s amazing how many of the beers entered in that competition smell and taste of turkey leg. A recent study showed that lighting has a profound effect on drinkers’ perception of wine flavor, with wines being rated higher in blue or red ambient lighting as opposed to green or white. It is commonly known that food pairings can change the flavor of beer. Was the reviewer eating? Even a previous beer can alter perception of the next. I once followed a glass of Ommegang Rouge, a fruity, sour Flemish ale, with Wet, the fresh-hop beer from Surly Brewing. The tartness of the Rouge diminished the bitterness of the Wet and made its malt base seem like syrup. I later tried Wet with a fresh palate. It was a very different beer. If you aren’t privy to the context of the tasting, how can you judge the reliability of the review?

So what’s the take-away from all of this? Should one stop reading reviews altogether? Goodness no! I intend to keep writing them. I hope that you will keep reading them. I only mean to suggest that given the subjective nature of our sensory perception and our inability to assess the experience of the reviewer or the context in which the review was conducted, one should read reviews as just one person’s perception at a given place and time. Perhaps they are best viewed as guides to point you in the direction of what might be a great beer. What is really important in the end is for you to pay attention to your own perceptions and to articulate what you like or don’t like when tasting beer.

Blogger’s Note: For the information of my readers, I post two types of beer notes. Reviews, found only on the proper Perfect Pint website, are conducted in the most formal way possible with attention to glassware, a neutral setting, and with my full attention given to the beer. Tasting notes, found on the blog, are less formal. I may be drinking beer at a bar with friends. I might be doing a formal tasting. I could even be in my kitchen making dinner.

Another Testament to Pairing Beer and Food

Flying Dog Doggy Style Classic Pale AleIn an earlier post I related a story about the power of good beer and food pairing. When well paired the two really do raise each other up, creating a combination that is better than the sum of its parts. At a beer dinner that I facilitated last night for a corporate Christmas party I witnessed yet another example of this. For the second course we were pouring Flying Dog’s Doggy Style Pale Ale, a classic American Pale Ale with a lightly cracker malt character and explosive citrus/pine flavors and aroma from loads of Cascade hops. It was paired with a warm escarole salad with mustard-sherry vinaigrette, brioche croutons, and crumbled blue cheese expertly created by Chef Philip Dorwart of Create Catering.  As I moved from table to table working the room and discussing beer and food with guests, one particularly outspoken diner had this to say about the pairing. “I hate hoppy beers. But with this salad, this is fucking awesome.”

There you have it. Another straightforward testimony to the power of pairing beer and food.

A Thought on Pairing Beer and Cheese

A while back I was pitching a beer and cheese pairing class at a local cooking school. The person I was pitching to was clearly a wine connoisseur and somewhat protective of the wine/cheese relationship. She challenged my intentionally provocative assertion that beer is a better pairing with cheese than wine. She highly doubted that this could be the case. While that debate was carried on in fun, it did get me thinking. Here’s my take on it.

What is cheese? It starts as grass. This grass is broken down into simple sugars by an enzymatic process. The resulting product (milk) is fermented with various naturally occurring microflora to create cheese. What is beer? It starts as barley (a grass) that is broken down into simple sugars through enzymatic processes. The resulting product (wort) is then fermented by various naturally occurring microflora to create beer.

Beer and cheese are kindred souls. Why wouldn’t they go well together?

Autumn Beers Part I

View from my office on October 12th.It seems strange to be writing about autumn beers when the temperature is in the twenties and there are two inches of wet, heavy snow on the ground. At this very moment the snow continues to fall. But autumn it is! It’s only mid October, and while the trees on the west bank of the Mississippi River near my home have turned bright hues of orange and red, most of the trees are still sporting green leaves. We haven’t yet set the clocks back for the fall, an act that dooms those of us in the North Country to early afternoon darkness until spring. “It’s autumn, damn it!” I keep repeating to myself. “I didn’t miss my window. It isn’t too late to enjoy the great beers of fall.”

Autumn is an in-between time. There is a chill in the air, but it hasn’t yet turned brutally cold.Fall Color on the Mississippi The days are getting shorter, but it is still light at 4:00 PM. The leaves are turning colors and beginning to fall, but the trees are not yet the gray skeletons that they become in the winter. Most of the time fall is a beautiful season, the season of harvest. So what makes a beer appropriate for fall? Well, slightly higher alcohol for one thing, just enough to take the edge off the chill air. A little color would be welcome, amber, red, orange, and brown to match the colors of the season. A bit of spice is always nice and perhaps a wink and a nod to the fall harvest, be it of hops or pumpkins.

Fall is a great time for special seasonal releases including wet hop beers and pumpkin ales. Hops are harvested in the fall. The bulk of the hops harvested in the world are dried and pressed onto bales or processed even further into pellets that resemble rabbit food. The majority of beers produced in the world use these dried and processed hops. However, during the harvest season many craft brewers take advantage of the opportunity to brew with fresh, unprocessed hops. For these beers, huge quantities of “wet” hop cones are added to the beer often within hours or even minutes of picking. Now I have to say that I am not a huge fan of the wet hop beers. In most cases I don’t feel that the use of fresh hops adds any significantly different character to the already hoppy American pale ales. What it does sometimes add is vegetal or grassy notes that I don’t find altogether pleasant. That said, these beers are immensely popular at this time of year so you should try a few examples and make up your own mind.

Fresh HopsThere are several locally brewed examples of wet hop beers to choose from. Surly Wet is available on tap right now in several locations. I found this to be a one-dimensional beer with a muddy hop character and excessive bitterness. While you are greeted with a beautiful, bright, citrusy hop punch at the beginning, the bitterness just hangs on in a way that is oddly mouth-coating and throat-burning. The somewhat sticky malt in the background is not quite enough to balance. One of the things that I love about Surly beers is the articulation of flavors. Each flavor seems to stand apart while working together with the others to make a delightful whole. I missed this articulation of flavors in Wet. The boys at Lift Bridge Brewery in Stillwater are releasing their Harvestör Ale at the Happy Gnome on October 25th. Harvestör is brewed with hops grown in Lift Bridge’s own hop garden. I haven’t tried this year’s batch, but my notes from last year indicate a big American IPA with somewhat sweet caramel malt, bright citrus hop flavor, and assertive bitterness. Brau Brothers Brewing from down in Lucan, MN also brews fresh-hop beers using their own hops, this year including a Fresh-hop Lager. Town Hall Brewpub in Minneapolis will be releasing their Fresh-hop 2009 tonight (October 12th).

If you want to try some non-local fresh hop beers there are many to choose from. Founders Brewing from Michigan recently released their Harvest Ale, available in four-packs at better liquor stores. Another regional example is the Heavy Handed IPA from Two Brothers Brewery outside of Chicago. Sierra Nevada releases a line of fresh hop beers every year including the Southern Hemisphere Harvest Ale with hops from South America and this year’s Estate Ale, brewed with hops and barley grown on the brewery’s own land.

The other big fall seasonal beer is pumpkin ale. While I may not be a fan of the wet hop beers, I do love the pumpkin ales. Not some extreme invention of American craft brewers, pumpkin ale has been around at least since the early days of colonial America when thirsty colonists, lacking barley which is not native to the eastern US, needed an alternative source of sugar for making beer. Pumpkin beers are usually amber-colored ales with generous amounts of caramel malt, relatively low levels of hop bitterness and flavor, and aromatic pumpkin pie spices like cinnamon, clove, allspice, and nutmeg. The best of them will display at least some character from the squash, although some are more pumpkin pie spice beers than actual pumpkin beers.

I have made it a mission to discover the essential pumpkin ale. My favorite is Pumking from Southern Tier Brewing in New York. This 9% Southern Tier PumkingABV desert-in-a-bottle is rich and smooth with notes of buttered rum and cloves. The pumpkin fruit comes through loud and clear, complemented by overtones of hazelnut. If you can find this one, snatch it up. But good luck, it arrived on store shelves in mid September and sold out within days. There may still be a few bottles lurking around out there if you make some calls. My two other favorites are both Midwestern offerings that are not available in Minnesota. O’Fallon Brewing located outside of St. Louis and the St. Louis Brewing Company, who’s beer sells under the brand name Schlafly both make outstanding pumpkin beers. The O’Fallon offering is a low alcohol pumpkin session beer with surprising levels of great pumpkin and spice character. The Schlafly beer is bigger and richer with more caramel sweetness and alcohol warmth. For a locally brewed example look for Mummy Train from St. Paul’s Flat Earth Brewing. While I found this beer to be a bit over spiced, it does have nice pumpkin flavor and caramel malt. Mummy Train is only available on draft or in growlers purchased from the brewery.

55 vs 64

While driving through Wisconsin on my way to Sheboygan today I saw two billboards on opposite sides of the highway. I had seen the same combination earlier with one following the other. One proclaimed, “64 Calories. I doesn’t get any lighter than that.” The other for Bud 55 screamed, “The lightest beer in the world!” Clearly the gauntlet has been thrown. And despite Miller’s seeming denial, Bud is currently winning the challenge to create the worlds lightest beer.

All I could think looking at this was, “what a stupid argument to be having.” Talk about a race t the bottom. But then I guess they do know where there market is, and it is a big one. But really, if you want to cut calories, drink good beer and drink less of it.

Lager haters on RateBeer

I thought this was an interesting post about the current craft brewing craze of (or at least the beer geeks infatuation with) ever bigger, hoppier, oakier, and boozier beers at the expense of delightfully subtle lagers. I have been arguing in favor of balance for some time and have garnered the undeserved title of “hop-hater” (albeit often in jest).

The followup comments are also of interest.